Ok...let's review the list of reasons I need a fabulous makeover and spa getaway...all courtesy of Oprah, of course... Exhibit A ....I recently doused my freshly styled hair with lavender/vanilla scented febreeze ...in my defense, I thought it was my hairspray...it didn't even register that my hairspray is actually a pump bottle...nope, I just grabbed it and went to town...It even took me a few minutes to realize that my hair was wet and smelling like a lavender field in France before the horror of my actions set in... Exhibit B ...I was excitedly telling Irish Dancer Girl (age 7) that I'd found the perfect costume for Halloween... Sue Sylvester from Glee! Boom! Easy! Just slap on a track suit, grab a megaphone, throw on a short blonde wig, and allow my snarky sarcasm to flow freely from my lips...it's beautiful...right? Nope...Irish Dancer Girl just looked at me and said, "uh, isn't she taller than you...a lot taller than you?...and...(long pause......