One of the duties of motherhood is to keep a fabulous "slang-cabulary" so that you can actually understand what your tweens and teens are saying to you. Tweens and Teens love their slang. (and apparently, so do I because it was brought to my attention by my daughter that I use the words "fabulous" and "super fab" way too much.) Believe me, I clearly have a problem. According to Nickmom.com, I am way too old to be saying the slang terms listed below because "no mom should say this stuff." Pfft! You're not the boss of me, Nickmom.com. It seems that there are words that are not fit for "mom use" and I'm only finding this out today. Heavens! Think of the horrible embarrassment I have been causing my children over the years! (like I care...causing horrible embarrassment to my children is the fun part of being a mom...) Let's do a run down on a few of the "Naughty Words" from the list, shall we? "