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I am NOT extremely frustrated after spending many hours trying to comment on various blogs only to have this happen....After typing my comment, I am prompted to select a profile. When I click on google account, I get nothing. I click on post comment...still nothing...I went around trying to spread my comment love all over the place and discovered my comments were NOT being received. ARGGGHHH! This isn't happening on every blog I visit, just the ones that appear to have comments embedded in a post. (Pop-up window comments are still working fine.) I've tried to select other profiles, even tried using the dreaded Anonymous option just to let my bloggy buddies know I was there, and it still does not work. I did NOT spend hours trying to deal with this yesterday.
I would NOT be eternally grateful for anyone's kind assistance on this matter. I am NOT trying to play catch up on my comment lovin' this week. I am NOT using this as we speak....
I do NOT want you to win an iPod Touch over at Devri's fabulous blog! NO I DO NOT! You do NOT want to put your name in that contest because you already know I am the winner...She does NOT have the cutest Twitter backgrounds (FREE and Custom) waiting for you on her new website, Tweetest Backgrounds!!!
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Do NOT go to this place if you like cheap eats and good pizza...
I am NOT loving Cici's Pizza Buffet. I would NEVER actually try Mac-n-Cheese pizza and like it. I did NOT eat a gazillion pieces of Buffalo Chicken Pizza either...or Spinach Florentine Pizza or Apple Cobbler Pizza or have tons of Bacon Ranch Tossed Salad or fabulous Hot Wings....
I do NOT need to ramp up my work out efforts after gorging out at Cici's flippin' CHEAP (read $4.99 / $3.49 kids 10 and under) All You Can Eat buffet on Saturday night.
I did NOT almost choke on the pizza that I was NOT gobbling up at a high rate of speed when I saw this....a young woman wearing a very revealing top bent over to feed her baby...suddenly, her boob fell right out of her shirt and smacked the baby right upside the head!!! It didn't even faze her (which makes me think it's happened to her before)...she just tucked it back in and continued on....
We also did NOT have fun annoying Chilly by blinking at him and telling him we were taking his picture. I did NOT coerce the kids into doing this with me as my desperate plea for a new camera.
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I do NOT have combative, bullying seat belts in my truck....The seat belt did NOT try to hold Catherine hostage after we parked the car. She did NOT punch the seat belt and yell at it. I did NOT try to calm her down by telling her that punching and yelling at the seat belt was only ruining her day...not the seat belt's.....She did NOT lean over and whisper this to me..."But the seat belt started it, Mom".....
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My six year old daughter did NOT sound like a little old lady when she said this yesterday..."Mom, I think I need some apple juice...I've got the constipation"....NOPE, all 6 year olds speak this kind of potty talk...
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I did NOT chew my nails completely off watching these two movies on Sunday with Chilly...
I did NOT cry to the point of nearly swelling my eyeballs shut at the end of Gran Torino...I did NOT want to bitch-slap the idiot mother in Taken either....I did NOT love both of these movies...
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NERDY ALERT!!! Do NOT go visit one of the funniest bloggers in Blogland...Nerdy Jess...NO! DON'T go over and read her because you might just pee your panties....(unless your in your early twenties and haven't had the pleasure of giggle incontinence....) I have already adopted her as my own so don't go trying to steal her from me....You will NOT laugh yourself silly and you will NOT want to adopt her too.....
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xoxo
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Comments
Both of those movies are impossibly good!
And Gran Torino was awesome! And I love pizza. And I love summer. And I love swimming.
You are pretty darn funny!
Is this kind of like the frogs disappearing? Shouldn't the environuts be worried about this? I might just have to give Al Gore a call. Now that's desperation.
(you made me giggle out loud with your 20-something none incontinence line - girl, you are FUNNY!!)
And would you be willing to mail me some Cici's pizza?
jk...but really. The commercial is always on my TV even though the closest one to my house is 4 states away. It's driving me crazy!
hate cici's
I think they put crack in their pizza though because the kids and Joe love it.
And... my friends loved going to Rocky Horror. My one friend dressed up like the lead in male drag!!! Very funny. I had pictures of it, but someone stole them!!!
I think your issues with commenting are with Internet Explorer and Blogger not getting along lately. I switched to Firefox and have had zero problems since. You might want to consider it too!!
And I think Not Me! Monday is great any day of the week :)
And I don't know about the comments ... but I never miss a chance to blame Blogger!
And I must now begin looking for a CiCi's pizza!!!
Stess button ... LOL I have on the inside of one of my cabinets a sign with a bullseye that says bang head here! Yup I look at it and ponder often :)
Rick loved that Gran Torino move yup didn't watch it ... LOL
Hey blogging is so much more important right?
She is one smart girl, hey apple better than prune ... LOL
Muah Much love darlin' hope the day goes better. Sending XOXO your way :)
Taken was an awesome movie, we LOVED IT.
And tell Cat its ok, I yell at inanimate objects too.
xoxoxoxo
I prefer the pop-up comment box so I can scroll the entry again while I answer. Now if we could get those that get scads of comments to find a way to put the comment link closer to the top so the readers don't have to scroll through the other comments to get to it...
Mmmmmmmmm Cici's. I need to see if there's one in the area. Haven't had their buffet in a couple years now...
If ya boobs are jumping outta the rowboat, it's time to put 'em in a bigger ship with restraining devices, Im just sayin. Someone should tell her that one of these days....
LOL@ t"the seatbelt started it"!!
LOL even harder @ the reason for wanting apple juice.
Didn't watch Gran Torino, hubby said it's not a movie I'd enjoy. However, im hoping Taken comes home because that one Im sure I'd watch.
Spread a bit of love over at Jess's. She's giggle-worthy.
Faux fireflies...how cute is that?
But I have had issues with that kind of commenting. I have to do it a few times. Sometimes with each blog that is set up like that. Kind of annoying and slows me down.
I have the constipation!! Freakin' hilarious!!
Thanks for the boop flying out story! I did a loud sharp laugh and my kids gave me a surpised look. Lady needs a good bra:)
I want to see Taken, but not if the girls are harmed in any way. Can ya email me and tell me. It is OnDemand right now and I have been tossing the idea.
I know what happens on Gran Torino and everytime I see the promotion that is what comes to mind. My MIL told me.
I love buffalo chicken pizza!! Pizza Hut had it for a while. It was yummalicious!
Wow, this was long!!
xoxoxoxoxo
And yah, Taken. Good Movie!
I haven't seen either of those movies yet, but I'm intrigued.
OMGosh on the boobie flying out....where is the picture of that??? LOL!
oh..yea...and just in case you don't know....I moved my blog to:
www.OurLifeInPerfectCadence.blogspot.com
For a time wrap post, this is great stuff!
-Francesca