Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Tuesday's Tribute: Happy Birthday, Haboobs and Hotness


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My Tuesday Tribute is dedicated to my little sister who is...ahem...42 years old today! Yes, Oooo, I just plastered your old age all over my blog!

Happy Birthday, you old hag! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!

We've been the best of friends since she was born....(well, I actually kinda' thought she was gross, but she grew on me when I figured out I could mind control her....)



She's always there for me rain or shine....


She always makes goofy faces and poses in every family photo...that still hasn't changed...it's even been genetically passed down to her son....I would love to post one or a dozen, but she has threatened to kill me...Since she used to pin me to the ground and spit on me, just use your imagination here to visualize goofy photos of her...please....for my safety....I've been spit free for several years now and would like to remain that way....

She used to beat the crap out of me, but I still love her even if she did play with the freaky Sunshine Family of hippies....and Snuffleupagus.....and even if I wanted to steal her Bionic Woman Doll...(and I got even when she lipped off to me while I was driving at age 16....she wouldn't shut up so I busted her in the lip....then I ran like hell to hide when we got home! lol!)


She's exceptionally creative....she designed her own wedding dress! She's a talented artist as well!




She always laughs at my stories and is the only person on the planet that understands how hilarious it is to me to hear the word "haboob".....(here's a photo of a haboob (pron. "ha-boob") hitting Phoenix a few years ago....Yes, I have been in a haboob....it's a huge wall of sand traveling very fast...think Scorpion King...)


She hates the words "breath" and "moles"....yeah, Oooo, I thought you'd like that...consider it a special birthday gift....Here....enjoy.....


She's a fabulous Aunt and the best sister in the Universe! We miss you, Aunt Oooo and wish we could celebrate your happy day with you!!!!! Tell Dad to make sure he screws up your red cake as a special treat from me.....

xoxo
Your Smarter, More Fabulous Older Sister...

p.s. the hotness in the title refers to the flames ignited by the huge number of candles on the old hag's cake...I can feel them all the way from NY to AZ!

32 comments:

Amy said...

Don't you just love those haboobs! Cute Tribute. Your sister sounds awesome. I hope my girls have that special bond when they get old. J/K on the old part.

Becky said...

OMG! She's gonna kill you! LOL! You are so hilarious...I love reading your posts. Sisterly love, ain't it the best???

Kathy B! said...

The haboob is scary looking!!

I wish I had an older sister like that :)

Randi Troxell said...

oh what an awesome post for your sister.... sister are pretty great!

Me said...

Now...more than ever I wish I wasn't any only child. This was a GREAT tribute! Happy Birthday to your sis!

Cammie said...

oh how I love you

Erin said...

What a cute tribute to your sister! Happy birthday to her!

Yaya said...

Mole-ee, mole-ee, mole-ee....


Great tribute to your sis! Happy Birthday Dawn's Sister!!!

How did your little sister beat you up??

Debbie said...

What a great post. Her dress was gorgeous.
Haboob is a new word for me but I am bonding with it quite well, thank you!

Kristina P. said...

Happy birthday to your sister! She's a hottie!

pam said...

Happy Birthday to your sister! What a sweet tribute.

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Jillene said...

hehe!! Happy Birthday to your younger hag, I mean sister!!

steph said...

I'm so glad to have an older sister like you! Its nice to know that when MY hair starts to gray, or MY boobs hang to my knees or I have more hair on MY back & face than my husband, I can always look to your for advice on what to do!!!!! (Since you've been there and are currently doing all that)LOLOLOL! Just kidding! Love you and miss you! Thanks for the #%^@!* tribute beeatch!

Grand Pooba said...

Oh I love giving my sisters a hard time! And it is so true you know, the older sister is the smarter and more fabulous one!

But happy bday to baby sis anyway!

blognut said...

Haboob? That's funny stuff. There's no shame in laughing at that.

Happy Birthday to your sister!

LadyStyx said...

*laffz* This was a wonderful read. Great tribute. Happy birthday to your sister!

Beth said...

Haboob always makes me laugh! If several sand storms come your way does that mean you are being attacked by haboobies?

Happy Birthday to your sister!

Jenners said...

I always wanted a sister ... and now I wish I had one even more! Cute photos ... and what a sexy cool wedding dress! She is so pretty!

Happy Birthday to Your Sis!

Vickie said...

Haboobs! I never heard of that! I thought it was just a sandstorm. There is a name. Oooo, I am gonna impress people with that info:)

Happy B-day to your sis.

Marie Reed said...

You're so nuts and wonderful Dawn!

lagirl said...

Written as only a sister could do. Remember what the kids say, "It takes one to know one!". LOL You two must really be a pair, but doesn't it tick you off that she will always be younger than you??!! I'm the older sister and DARN!, that's the way it will remain. Regardless of how much of a hard time I give her she can always get me by reminding me I'm the oldest!...Happy Birthday to your Sister!!

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Cadance said...

WOW...She is a Hottie!
...I love the pic of the two of you with the umbrellas! How cute!
Happy B-day to her! You are lucky to have each other!!!! =)

Badass Geek said...

That mole picture just cracks me up.

...Mrs. Southern Bride... said...

Fun post...and happy birthday to your sis! :)

-Heather

...Mrs. Southern Bride... said...

Fun post...and happy birthday to your sis! :)

-Heather

...Mrs. Southern Bride... said...

Fun post, and happy birthday to your sis! :)

-Heather

Jennifer said...

Aw, cute pics! Happy (belated) Birthday to your sis.

And that's a nice haboob you've got there!

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

Happy Happy Day!!!

momof3girls said...

Happy bday to your sis! Love the witty comments about the candles!

Tess @ Six Feet Under Blog said...

Happy Birthday to your sis! Love the mole pic-so sexy!

Mother Mayhem said...

Haboob? Snort.

I had the Sunshine Family. My sister had the Happy Family. The Sunshine Family's best friends of color. We even had their hippy dippy camper trucks. :o)

Happy birthday to the old hag! Cackle.

Kelly said...

Loved the Sunshine Family! Thanks for taking me back there Dawn. And Happy Birthday to your sister. That is some wedding dress!

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