Join in the Not Me! Monday fun brought to the land of Blog from MckMama over at My Charming Kids!
And we're off!
I will NOT be dealing with my brokea$$ness (thanks, Bobby G!) for the entire month of May because everyone in the family had to choose May as their birth month. I will NOT be furthering my brokea$$ness due to Irish dance competition fees and necessities for the little Irish Dancer Girl because she's in her first official competition this month. I am NOT considering a career as a stripper to make some quick cash.
I do NOT wish you all a very Happy Monday and do NOT hope you have a fabulous week ahead of you!
xoxo
And we're off!
*I did NOT squeal with delight and do a happy dance when my nephew (who is by the way, the world's best nephew) called to tell me he was accepted for the Canandaigua Braves Traveling All Star Baseball Team! I did NOT get all warm fuzzy! Way to go, Alec! (I did NOT get seriously peeved at his mother (my sister) for not having her camera to photograph his homerun that won the game on Saturday either....uh yeah...I'm talking to you, Aunt Oooo...what are ya gonna do about it? Spit on me from NY? Take your camera next time!)
(Hear the crickets chirping??? This is the spot where I would NOT have a photo of Alec hitting that awesome home run....just sayin, Oooo...Oh...and Nana and Papa...Boo Hiss on you for not taking your camera to New York!!! Am I the only person in this family who takes a picture of anyone???)
*While running errands yesterday, I did NOT say to my kids "I'm totally addicted to McDonald's Iced Coffee." Six year old Catherine did NOT reply, "I'm totally addicted to boys." (WHAT?!) She did NOT further reply, "One smiled at me at the bookstore...He's so handsome!" I do NOT have a 16 year old girl hiding inside my 6 year old daughter....
*I do NOT want to see the movie "Wolverine" only because I heard Hugh Jackman say he's nearly nude for half of the movie. I would NOT drool all over my popcorn and milk duds because of Hugh's super buff hot body through the whole movie. (uh yeah, Chilly...you ARE taking me to see this movie, broken leg, my drool and all...)
*I did NOT unleash my wrath on a Sam's Club supervisor when a MALE employee entered a filled to capacity LADIES room and began mopping while every stall had a lady or her child using said ladies room facilities. I did NOT completely FREAK OUT upon leaving the ladies room to see that there was no sign posted to warn incoming ladies that mopping by creepy male had commenced. I did NOT want to jack-slap the idiot supervisor who asked me why I didn't yell at the guy to leave. HELLO!!! HE SHOULDN'T BE THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE, IDIOT! Oh, and by the way...I DO NOT work at Sam's Club...not my job to keep the creeps out of the bathroom!(Hear the crickets chirping??? This is the spot where I would NOT have a photo of Alec hitting that awesome home run....just sayin, Oooo...Oh...and Nana and Papa...Boo Hiss on you for not taking your camera to New York!!! Am I the only person in this family who takes a picture of anyone???)
*While running errands yesterday, I did NOT say to my kids "I'm totally addicted to McDonald's Iced Coffee." Six year old Catherine did NOT reply, "I'm totally addicted to boys." (WHAT?!) She did NOT further reply, "One smiled at me at the bookstore...He's so handsome!" I do NOT have a 16 year old girl hiding inside my 6 year old daughter....
*I do NOT want to see the movie "Wolverine" only because I heard Hugh Jackman say he's nearly nude for half of the movie. I would NOT drool all over my popcorn and milk duds because of Hugh's super buff hot body through the whole movie. (uh yeah, Chilly...you ARE taking me to see this movie, broken leg, my drool and all...)
*While at Sam's Club, I did NOT hear choirs of Angels singing and see the lights from Heaven shining down upon this...
(Just a hint, Chilly...and NOT a subtle one...tell the Viking that you have to bestow this lovely gift upon me for Mother's Day....tell him to add a little something, something in your check so you can purchase this little lovie for me...it's only $700....Wait! Do I hear the paramedics coming? Did you just have another heart attack???)
I have NOT been busier than a one legged man in an a$$ kicking contest all week. (hold on...I'm still laughing over picturing Chilly trying to kick my a$$ with his one good leg....snorty snort snort...) I have NOT secretly wanted to play nasty tricks on Chilly with his crutches (like putting them just out of reach, decorating them with girly stuff, etc...I know, completely juvenile, but hilarious..) I am NOT going to be playing catch up all this week!I will NOT be dealing with my brokea$$ness (thanks, Bobby G!) for the entire month of May because everyone in the family had to choose May as their birth month. I will NOT be furthering my brokea$$ness due to Irish dance competition fees and necessities for the little Irish Dancer Girl because she's in her first official competition this month. I am NOT considering a career as a stripper to make some quick cash.
I do NOT wish you all a very Happy Monday and do NOT hope you have a fabulous week ahead of you!
xoxo
p.s. Go get your funny with Bobby G at The G Spot for more fabulous words from his Bobby G Deep Dictionary!
Comments
Happy Monday to you!
{hugs}
You cracked me up on your daughters comment, and the Sams Club story...that is crazy...and creepy about that mop guy!
I have to tell ya, that yesterday on the way home form where ever I saw a bumper sticker that had What Would Jane Do? With the silhouette and all! I thought about your post and wished my phone was charged up to take a picture!
(giveaways......lots of 'em! come over!)
And what the heck is up with the creep in Sam's Club?!? Wacko.
Congrats to your nephew for NOT making the all star team.
And wow, your NOT 16 year old daughter inside a 6 year... wow.
You have had a busy week...i would have wasted the guy in the can and whoop-assed the supervisor.
As for your manager dude must be on the same planet as the nob i just talked to at blockbuster. Who I had to inform if I wanted to got into the store with 3 kids I wouldn't be paying to have DVD's mailed to me! I also had to tell him several times you are not helpful stop trying to get me off the phone when I ask you a question answer it not ok it was nice talking to you! What answer my question. Ok mama you always know you can go into the store ... hello did I just fall into a black hole?
Phew ok feel better ... LOL sorry for the long comment ... Muah
Then... the oven died!!! I tell myself to be thankful I have plenty of credit! BUT I WANT TO PAY IT OFF!
I am proud that I keep a list of my debt each month to see that it goes down. I think it will go up just a little this month :-( No treats for me!!
P.S. I heart McD's iced coffee (vanilla please). There's one 1/2 mile away and I do NOT drive there on a daily basis.
blessings,
kari & kijsa
Hope your Monday was great!
Jamie :-)
Your daughter's comment about the boys made me smile, because it's so innocent right now. You'll be able to embarrass her with it later.
When my husband had hernia surgery, he couldn't reach his feet so I had to put on his socks and shoes to go out. You can guess what kind of awful socks I put on him. Bahahaha!
Nice camera - I'll take one while you're handing them out. ;)
love the innocence.
nice camera! :) I suck at my camera skills. LOL
As well as I am NOT super happy that strippin life isn't appealing to anyone else... (Should you decide you would like to forego the middle management and open your own place, hit me up, cause momma does NOT need a new pair of shoes (and clothes and probably new unders at that...)
Yeah, yeah, I would never do any of that though...
Thanks for the giggle.
:)
have a good one
Amanda