And we're off!
(Hear the crickets chirping??? This is the spot where I would NOT have a photo of Alec hitting that awesome home run....just sayin, Oooo...Oh...and Nana and Papa...Boo Hiss on you for not taking your camera to New York!!! Am I the only person in this family who takes a picture of anyone???)
*While running errands yesterday, I did NOT say to my kids "I'm totally addicted to McDonald's Iced Coffee." Six year old Catherine did NOT reply, "I'm totally addicted to boys." (WHAT?!) She did NOT further reply, "One smiled at me at the bookstore...He's so handsome!" I do NOT have a 16 year old girl hiding inside my 6 year old daughter....
*I do NOT want to see the movie "Wolverine" only because I heard Hugh Jackman say he's nearly nude for half of the movie. I would NOT drool all over my popcorn and milk duds because of Hugh's super buff hot body through the whole movie. (uh yeah, Chilly...you ARE taking me to see this movie, broken leg, my drool and all...)
*While at Sam's Club, I did NOT hear choirs of Angels singing and see the lights from Heaven shining down upon this...
(Just a hint, Chilly...and NOT a subtle one...tell the Viking that you have to bestow this lovely gift upon me for Mother's Day....tell him to add a little something, something in your check so you can purchase this little lovie for me...it's only $700....Wait! Do I hear the paramedics coming? Did you just have another heart attack???)I have NOT been busier than a one legged man in an a$$ kicking contest all week. (hold on...I'm still laughing over picturing Chilly trying to kick my a$$ with his one good leg....snorty snort snort...) I have NOT secretly wanted to play nasty tricks on Chilly with his crutches (like putting them just out of reach, decorating them with girly stuff, etc...I know, completely juvenile, but hilarious..) I am NOT going to be playing catch up all this week!
I will NOT be dealing with my brokea$$ness (thanks, Bobby G!) for the entire month of May because everyone in the family had to choose May as their birth month. I will NOT be furthering my brokea$$ness due to Irish dance competition fees and necessities for the little Irish Dancer Girl because she's in her first official competition this month. I am NOT considering a career as a stripper to make some quick cash.
I do NOT wish you all a very Happy Monday and do NOT hope you have a fabulous week ahead of you!
p.s. Go get your funny with Bobby G at The G Spot for more fabulous words from his Bobby G Deep Dictionary!