It seems that my astrological chart is completely out of whack and the planets won't be lining up in my favor until about May 30. I've decided to hire some experts to come in and help me turn "the beat around." Especially before this weekend....Catherine is dancing in her very first Irish dance competition and we need all the good vibes we can get! (not to mention tons of cash..lol!)
At first I visited a gypsy for a tarot card reading....here's what happened....The first card I chose was to represent me....
oooohhhh....that's pretty good.....and true! I am a big fool who's always losing junk out of her handbag!
The second card represents my recent past....Crap! Well that explains alot! Dumb devil's food cake lady has been putting hexing hijinxs on me!
The third card represents my near future...
Uh...can I have my money back, gypsy lady????
I left the gypsy and headed to the voodoo lady who handed me some chicken claws, incense and told me to bury a pork bone with crushed roses in the backyard. Hmmmm......
I tried the witch doctor, but couldn't understand what he was trying to tell me...Scooby kept trying to unmask him.... Any other ideas, friends????
Sigh...I guess I'll have to resort to some serious blogstalking to yank me out of my funk.
Have a wonderful Wednesday!