Chilly is 41 today! As you may remember from my LONG post on Tuesday, Chilly was in the hospital on his birthday last year for a triple bypass. In honor of his one year Heartaversary and 41st Birthday, the kids and I would like to present Chilly with a cake!
Enjoy, Chilly! I knew you'd love it! (Excuse me while I go throw up...) Thank you, Cake Wrecks! Don't worry, Chilly! We have your "real" cake waiting at home! (Didn't have time to book the strippers you requested...sorry!)
Well, it's been 65 days since I began my journey into the land of Blog! It's also been 65 days since I've cleaned my house, fed my kids, done the laundry, took a shower...you get the picture. (not really...but it looks and smells that way; yuck!)
Today we are cleaning the witch's cottage. We have to get everything ship shape for Chilly's birthday party this evening. Hopefully, I will not suffer too terribly from blogger withdrawal. (Please pray for me. I'll try to keep my twitches to a minimum especially since I hate cleaning as deeply as I love blogging...)
(Oh Sarcasm, dear sweet friend, must you show yourself in my blog on Chilly's birthday? Now scooty on out of here!)
Normally I just wiggle my nose and snap my fingers to have a clean and tidy cottage. Alas, today it's not to be. My alter ego, Samantha Stevens is hiding deep in the recesses of my subconscious. No amount of bribery seems to summon that crazy witch! I guess I'm on my own...flapdoodle and blatherskite as dear old Aunt Clara would say!
Cat and I have gathered our potions, brooms, magic vac and spell book. We're going to try a little conjuring of our own. With a little luck, we may just end up with a sparkling clean house that doesn't smell like a dumpster!
(Our little broom better not be bossy today! He can get out of control barking out his sweeping orders!)
Hopefully, we'll finish early so I can enjoy a little quality "me" time before Chilly gets home. I just got this new book that is calling my name. Here...I'll share a little with you... (Dad, you may want to turn from the computer at this point...just sayin'...)
Here's a page from inside...are you ready? I can just feel your excitement...
In case you can't read the page, it says..."As soon as I finish the laundry, I'll do the grocery shopping. And I'll take the kids with me so you can relax."
Now that's HOT! Hunky hotties that clean and help with the kids? That's my kind of porn, baby! And this page is just a taste! I think I'll read it while wearing my apron, rubber gloves and slipper genies. I'll fan myself with my pink feather duster. I'm getting all tingly just thinkin' about it!
How are you spending your Thursday?
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now girl, go get to work! i'll be here waiting among the clutter when you return.
&& I'm digging the new 3column layout! Where did you find that apron, totally cute!
Okay, I've ended all my sentences with exclamation points so far, how about another one!!! (or three!)
Jamie :-)
You really are a rock star if you have only been blogging for a few months. Seriously..its because you are so incredibly funny!! I love it!
P.S. Happy Birthday Chilly
P.S.S. I see you are workin' the three column layout. It looks good!
Happy Birthday, Chilly!
I'm all about that kind of porn!
Happy birthday Chilly...good thing about the strippers..I heard they actually induce heart attacks..
and death by wife.
What am I doing today? Drooling over those "porn for women" pics!!
Happy Birthday Chilly, and have a wonderful day!
What, no dance today?
p.s. I need those shoes.
happy bday chilly...and keep that heart healthy. hubs is making me set a routine workout schedule to get my ticker back in good order. drill sergeant!
and...i have big time apron love!
But dag-nabbit! It never stays done.
Can I have a house cleaning hottie too?
OH! And I linked to you today!
Sorry I've been so behind on comments, I've been lazy. (Bad excuse, I know!)
Yes, blogging can make things like housework get put on the back burner!
Happy Birthday Chilly!
That cake is awesome!
Just wanted to let you know that I nominated you for an award--check it out here: http://www.apsychmommy.com/2009/03/gettin-me-some-positive-reinforcement.html
Girlie you rock and I want that darn apron, that is flippin cute! And that cake is just wrong it's so up Jen's alley on Cake Wrecks.
I have been able to get that chick Samatha to come out in years, stupid cow ... LOL just playing. No really I hate here... ok no I don't. Opps slipped into my own tug and war with my split personality, the silly sweet one. She's also the skinny one that never see's the light of day ... ha-ha.
Ok now I must ask since I'm new have you only been blogging for 65 days? And you have how many followers, yes can you hear the jealousy?
Ok I'm slinking off ... LOL But I'll be back!
I have some of those rubber gloves and they're fun to give as gifts too, they're so cute!
Great post. Thanks for the giggles and I want that book of porn. LOL
Definitely something I thought I'd never say. ;o)
I have this fear that Kim and Aggie from How Clean is Your House are going to show up on my door step.
(Came over from Dapoppins. I like your style!)
Glad that isn't the real cake -- or I suspect everyone would quickly lose their appetite! Then you could have a vomit volcano cake!
Oh MY -- I need to get that Porn for Women -- what a beautiful fantasy book! And that is all it is isn't -- a stinkin' fantasy!
And how much do I love those slippers! Gotta get me some of those!
And I've tried that nose twitching housecleaning technique but I just end up sneezing from the dust -- it never works! : )
Great post -- as always!
Cute cute post.