Oops! How did that pop in here? Don't worry...I'm not growling yet...
Although, last night I was sharing my frustration over my new facial hair with Chilly, brought on, no doubt, by perimenopause. I will now share with you his words of comfort...
"If you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly, right?"
Oh no he di'nt! Nerdanderthal! Growling will now commence...
I knew I was in for a hormonal rough patch this morning when I went in for a morning soak in the tub and found that my cute rubber duckie...
had turned into this....
Time to call in the reinforcements! I grabbed my special soap used only for this occasion...
There! That feels better....NOT! Ugh! I knew it was time to get the tools to help me deal with the gathering storm.
I grabbed these...(because it's really best if I don't talk...because I probably won't be nice...)
(the blue one is for emergencies only...)
I got some chapstick because my lips get really dry (from "pursing" them in my desperate attempt not to say something horrible to loved ones...that's why the sign paddles up there are "good things.")
I grabbed some chewing gum to chew my stress away so I wouldn't yank every hair out of my head from pms anxiety...(otherwise I'd be bald with facial hair and look like this guy...)
This is my gum of choice today...
This is what I will be eating today...
Breakfast...
Lunch...
Dinner...
I'll probably drink this wine all day... (and bear in mind...I'm not a drinker...but this seems appropriate...)
(Kids, don't even think about hiding your Valentine's candy from me...)
Family and friends...don't say I didn't warn ya!
Oh! and since my hormones are about to take a ride on a rollercoaster, my post would not be complete without some happy news!
I was the lucky winner of a very cute giveaway over at Stampin' Mom! Jamie has the cutest Etsy shop! Please go visit! I love my magnet...pink umbrellas are very special to me so I was very happy to win this!
And finally, the very sweet (and funny) Jenners at Life With a Little One and More and Find Your Next Book Here shared the Friends Award with me!
Thank you, Jenners!
I would like to share this with a new bloggy buddy who is new to the land of Blog! Stephenie at Just A Little Bit Pink...this is for you! Go give her some welcome comment love!
And now to further continue this hormonal hot rod ride, I would like to say a BIG thank you to all of you! I had 41 comments yesterday and that was my biggest yet! Sniffle, sniffle, plop, plop...happy tears! I am still a baby blogger (just a bit over a month old) and my heart was filled with happiness from all the kind words!
Ok...I'll release you from captivity now to go read other blogs....Off you go!
Hugs!
Comments
oh I totally have that "im not a bitch" magnent in my cubicle.
yes, I do.
The statement that has flown from these lips today is "I'm feeling a little stabby... back up and away". Must be something in the air?? I dunno... but someone's gonna get punched today! hahahaaa
Thanks for the laugh peaches!
And It's always cloudy around here with a definite chance of bitchy!
I especially love your meal plan for today!
Yeah, I'm not even going to mention what my dinner was last night or tonight. I'm ashamed.
this made me laugh!
(Ps I found you cause you entered my giveaway on raven's blog...)
:0) You're in Tucson??
Tip Toeing Away
We have been busy this past week and a half remodeling a rental by adding wood floors, painting the entire place, replacing sink, etc. However, I'm stuck in bed with a sore throat right now so that means time to surf the net!
BTW, the question is "what do you NOT feel guilty about"? We do enough of the beating ourselves up--this is to help us feel better about what we're doing right.
I love seeing that you've left a comment! Always makes me smile.
Jamie :-)