Monday, September 20, 2010

Are You There, Oprah? It's Me, Dawn....


Ok...let's review the list of reasons I need a fabulous makeover and spa getaway...all courtesy of Oprah, of course...


Exhibit A....I recently doused my freshly styled hair with lavender/vanilla scented febreeze...in my defense, I thought it was my hairspray...it didn't even register that my hairspray is actually a pump bottle...nope, I just grabbed it and went to town...It even took me a few minutes to realize that my hair was wet and smelling like a lavender field in France before the horror of my actions set in...

Exhibit B...I was excitedly telling Irish Dancer Girl (age 7) that I'd found the perfect costume for Halloween...Sue Sylvester from Glee!  Boom!  Easy!  Just slap on a track suit, grab a megaphone, throw on a short blonde wig, and allow my snarky sarcasm to flow freely from my lips...it's beautiful...right?  Nope...Irish Dancer Girl just looked at me and said, "uh, isn't she taller than you...a lot taller than you?...and...(long pause...while she looks at my tummy...) "you know..."(looks at my tummy again...) GRRRR....

Exhibit C...While toasting a bagel for my son, I remembered I had to toss in a load of laundry...zipped over to the washing machine and turned it on...back to the bagel...that I apparently "toasted" in the refrigerator on my way to the washing machine...oh...did I mention that after the wash cycle had completed, my clothing was gone? I had no idea that my clothes could become invisible!  I just hope they don't disappear while I'm wearing them...that would be blight on the city of Tucson...chaos would erupt all over the southwest...{{shudder}}

Clearly, this shows that a spa vacation and makeover is needed, right? If I looked better and was revitalized from the spa, I would never behave in such a manner...So come on, Oprah!  Help a whack job out...pleeeease????


Have a fabulous day!


21 comments:

mysteryhistorymom said...

I love how you can laugh at the crazy things in life, Sweets! Your blog posts are such a treat!:) Hope tomorrow is MUCH better! Lori

Amy Sullivan said...

If I were in charge, I would totally give you the spa day just after reading Exhibit A :)

Good to hear from you, and thanks for the giggle.

Kristina P. said...

Oh, the Febreeze one is a classic!!

Rebecka said...

I wonder if the folks at Fabreeze have ever considered the idea of making a spray on hair refresher?

Where did the laundry go?

Tracy said...

Sooo good to see anotherbloggy from you! Miss you mamabee!

AForestFrolic said...

That is hilarious, about the febreeze...and the Halloween costume...perfect! Miss you Dawn ;)

Jamie :)

Shannon said...

Oh dear! Yep, it's spa time!

Randi Troxell said...

ruh-roh... yep! i think you totally deserve on this one!!!

The Blogging Goddess said...

Thanks for stopping by, and I love your place! Yes, you need a spa vacation. In fact, I am going to start a letter campaign to Oprah today just for you.

LT said...

Oh you deffinately need a spa vacation! I hate days like that, but I love the humor spin you put on it!!

Beverly @ The Buzz said...

If it makes you feel better, I once grabbed what I thought was my lip gloss and started putting it on without looking at the tube first. Wondering why it was scratchy, I looked down and discovered I was using mascara! Yep, black lips. And this took place while I was in the car at a stop light. Isn't it nice of us to entertain the public at large?

Jingle said...

Yup! I agree! You need it! LOL!

SHELLY said...

The febreeze alone should get you in, right? No-brainer!

Devri said...

I agree with everyone lol.. just want to say HI

Captain Dumbass said...

Febreeze. That was impressive.

From Tracie said...

I would absolutely vote for you to get a spa week from Oprah.

The febreeze alone shows that you need it!

The Mrs. said...

You so deserve it! I nominate you for sure. And yes now I MUST go as Sue Sylvester. Thank you!!!!!

Kim said...

You always find the most hilarious little posters. "I'll just have to be a horrible warning" is my new life quote.

Dawn said...

Hey,Girl! I hope you win that make-over!!! How fun!

This was too funny. =)

Have a wonderful week!

Jenners said...

Love the idea of a Sue Sylvester costume for Halloween!

Dawn@Embracing the Ordinary Life said...

Oh how I've missed you!

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