Join in the Not Me! Monday fun brought to the land of Blog from MckMama over at My Charming Kids! I did NOT cry tears of happy happy joy joy upon seeing this on Saturday! I was NOT a very PROUD and DELIGHTED Mommy!
I was NOT tickled to pieces seeing my sweet Catherine standing on the FIRST place podium for dancing her Irish reel! (I did NOT get really stinkin' mad that my dinosaur camera took a really bad photo of the event. I did NOT want to pitch the camera in the trash for having that stupid delay because it's sooo dang old. I do NOT want Chilly to buy me the new Canon Rebel that I went to see at Best Buy after the feis because I was NOT sad about my horible photos from our special day.)
I did NOT think Catherine looked super adorable in her curly wig showing off her medals either.
I did NOT get busted by the feis people for trying to take photos during the dancing part of the competition. They did NOT announce very loudly NO PHOTOGRAPHY OF ANY KIND WILL BE TOLERATED the minute my flash popped. I would NEVER try to break the rules to get a photo of my daughter dancing in her first feis. I do NOT think Cat looks like she has the eyes of an alien in the picture that I did NOT take during her dancing.
Catherine did NOT announce to me last night that I was letting her suffer. When I inquired as to how I was contributing to said suffering, she did NOT tell me she was thirsty and I needed to bring her a glass of water. My 6 yr old daughter is NOT a spoiled rotten diva.
The same 6 yr old did NOT keep crawling under the table at the restaurant during breakfast on Sunday. When asked why she was doing this, she did NOT reply, "Katie (Cat's invisible friend..fyi..) is hiding from the cops." She did NOT then point to the two police officers enjoying their breakfast a few tables away. We did NOT think our daughter was weird or wonder what kind of invisible friends she was hanging out with lately. Upon further questioning, it did NOT appear that the show "iCarly" had anything to do with this particular behavior. I am NOT having a meeting with the invisible friends today to tell them to knock it off.
I am NOT thinking Barbie needs a week (or ten) at the Canyon Ranch Spa in Tuscon. I will NOT be joining her because I do NOT look like this lately either. Barbie did NOT gain all of this weight by blogging...DON"T let the computer in her lap and the Chinese takeout next to her fool you...
I am NOT grateful for all of my AWESOME bloggy friends who have stuck with me during my two months of hell on earth. I will NOT be a blogstalking fool this week. I will NOT be annoying everyone with my comments on their blogs. I did NOT discover that I am now following almost 300 blogs. I am NOT in awe of Kristina P and her amazing blogstalking abilities! She is so NOT my bloggy hero.I do NOT want you all to have a delightful week ahead of you. NO I do NOT!
xoxo
Dawn
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I laughed hysterically about the imaginary friend..hiding from the cops. HILARIOUS!
And I totally got the Icarly reference..and I look like Barbie, WOO HOO finally after all of these years! :)
And I did not like your reference to Ren and Stimpy. Not at all. :-)
Stalking along with ya!!
Yay for Catherine!
(did you notice the orb in the dancing photo?)
Funny about the hiding from the police officers, iCarly has too much influence in our house too! Have a great week.
It sounds like you did NOT have an awesome week!
I'm a proud momma to bee of your little baby bee! {get it!? hahaha}
I swear I'm dilerious today. Please disregard any lame-ness that may have filtered through this comment.
That is all.
I also love that she and her imaginary friend were hiding from the cops--hehe!!
Congratulations Cat!!!
As far as her pretend friend hiding from the cops, all I can do is laugh BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What a cutie she is!
And the Barbie? Someone has WAYYYYY too much time on their hands. I could use a little of it, if they could be so kind as to spare.
...your daughter looks SO cute!
Congrats!
And finally a Barbie that looks realistic and like me!! : )
i think kristina must have magical powers. that's the only explanation i can think of.