Yep....I like Plankton....now that you are as annoyed as I am, let's move on...
Good Summer Reading.....
I am too grumpy to tell you what it's about so just read it...got it? grrrrr...
Friday Feng Shui: Read this too.....It's a great book about Feng Shui and really humorous as well! It's my favorite book on Feng Shui and offers up really easy tips to bring prosperity and harmony into your little sanctuary...(oops...I didn't just sound upbeat...you are mistaken....here...I'll throw in another growl....grrrr....)
fair warning kind word to a select few employees at Subway...if a parent orders a cheese sandwich for their child, that usually means you should put more than one tiny triangle of cheese on the sandwich. I realize this type of sandwich does not provide you, the Sandwich Artist, with much of a creative challenge. I'm sure I probably offended your Sandwich Artist sensibilities with such a simple request. However, a six inch sub with one tiny cheese triangle would offend my 6 year old. You're darn lucky I pointed out your cheap ass ways unintentional error before she could unleash her fury on you. You're welcome....
Tomorrow, I begin my Mommy Makeover. Since I couldn't do my spa day last weekend as originally planned...(more details in a moment)....I will be launching Mommy Makeover 2009 tomorrow. I am getting my hair all dolled up with a new cut and color! No more old MOM hair for me!
So this is why last weekend was a bust....I made an appointment with an upscale salon in Tucson....I received a "courtesy" call two days after I scheduled the appointment from the salon informing me that the price they quoted me for my spa day was incorrect. It was actually more than double what they shared with me originally....oh, and by the way (informed the snooty receptionist) they figure your "30%!!!!" gratuity into your final price as a convenience for you. LOL!!! THIRTY PERCENT CONVENIENCE! I asked what would happen if I didn't feel the stylist was worth the 30%....Snooty replied "Then I guess you'll go somewhere else next time..." WHAT? I told her I was saving myself the trouble and going somewhere else this time...Please tell me, friends...last time I checked a 20-25% tip was more than fair at a salon...right???
Have a wonderful weekend, my sweet bloggy friends! I hope to back in strong bloggy action next week! I miss you all, and can't wait to catch up on what's been happening around here! (Sorry I've been a poor bloggy buddy...haven't had much computer time lately!)