Here are the many things I did "NOT" do this weekend....
sports bar with 47" flat screen tv
Pottery Barn Style Dining Area
I do NOT love Fergie. I do NOT think she's Fergilicious...I do NOT enjoy singing her songs (especially this one..."I'm the F to the E R G the I the E and can't no other lady put it down like me...I'm Fergilicious...") while out in public to further humilate my children. I do NOT try to pull my Fergie moves while singing it either...in public...in front of people...while my children cover their faces so no one will know they are with me....(go ahead and enjoy the photo, Chilly...you know you want to....)
And finally, I am NOT feeling badly for Chilly who took a nasty spill in a parking lot yesterday. It does NOT appear that he probably has a broken leg (or at the very least a fractured knee) and I will NOT have to drive his derriere the 40 miles to his place of employment for the next couple of months. I will NOT be spending my entire Monday sitting in a hospital (again) waiting for him to be checked out. I would never feel so sad for someone who's had some bad April mojo like I have NOT had.
I DO hope you all have a Happy Monday!
p.s. To my family members who are reading this...Chilly will be ok...I realize you're all freaking out, but seriously, we are so done with all of this negativity! I ate the chocolate voodoo guy yesterday;) (lol!)