Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? (I WISH!)

I woke up this morning to find that my husband had left the TV on all night. I was about to nag him about the cost of electricity, how much this disturbs your sleep pattern, blah, blah, blah, when I rolled over toward the TV and saw this....

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Oh yeah...that's right...Ty Pennington was plastered all over the TV screen...I stopped nagging in mid-sentence and curled up in my blankie...(cue the Barry White music...)

It seems that this hunkalicious hottie is in my neck of the woods today....mmmm....and it seems that at 2:00 pm, he and the crew from Extreme Makeover Home Edition will be doing a big family reveal not too far from me....yuuummmmyyyy......what's a girl to do????

I start planning my day...hmmm...Cat has dance in Tucson at 3:00 just down the road from where this big reveal will take place...let's see...can I...oops, I mean can Cat & I make it there and get to dance in time???? (I'm getting all bubbly feeling inside...) What should I wear? How should I do my hair? Ohhh, so much to do and so little time to do it!!! Can I get an extreme makeover in time to go see his extreme makeover? I better get hoppin'!

I hear my nerdanderthal husband grunting something at me. Gee thanks, Chilly, for reminding me that I'm married. Ugh! Can't he see that I have to get ready for my makeover??? "You're dumb," he grunts at me. I giggle at him cause he's just jealous. I mean, Ty Pennington...hot and handy! Wow! And he has his own line of bed linens!! Does it get any better????

My husband is looking at me like I've completely lost my mind. That's when it occurs to me...I am a huge NERDanderthal too! Yes, that's what looking at Ty Pennington does to me....turns me into a blubbering, lusty wench...I mean nerdy girl. (cue more Barry White music please...or Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On" would be lovely too...) Well, that's fine by me...NERD away, I say!

I sigh and come back down to earth...my hopes of a fantasy meeting with Ty clearly dashed by the nerdanderthal. (Oh, Chilly, you can go ga-ga and drool all over Kara tonight when Idol comes on...you know you will...oh, and by the way, Chilly...sorry we don't have Comcast...lol! private joke...)

Now it's time for me to get on with my makeover...I mean, my school day...I'll let ya'll know how dance class goes...wink, wink...

p.s. Chilly, you're the best...even if you do have a crush on that dumb Jenna girl...blech...

p.s.s. The answers for yesterday's post...1)H.R. Pufnstuf 2)Witchypoo 3)Sigmund the Seamonster 4)Electra Woman & Dyna Girl (yes, that is Dr. Marlena Evans from Days of Our Lives..) 5)Mighty Isis 6)Bugaloos

35 comments:

Me said...

Whoa! He has his own line of bed linens? Yummy! If that doesn't scream sex sells..I don't know what does! He is pleasing to the eye..isn't he?

Do let us know how dance class goes! *wink* *wink*

Karies place said...

LOL on your comments. Yes, he is quite the guy.

Ashley @ Frexy Mama said...

So, you weren't one of the lucky Comcast viewers on Sunday evening? Lol.
I love Ty too. But he doesn't me swoon.

Real Mom, Real LIfe said...

Definately one of a kind! :) Hope you have fun!

Thanks for stopping by my blog! I love new bloggy friends!

Melissa said...

He's HOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT.

But a little birdie told me that he's an arse and it seriously broke my heart into a million pieces. She was involved with one of the Extreme Home Makeover shows...and she said he's not very friendly. Unless the tapes are rolling. (crying)

Bee and Rose said...

NOOOOOO!! (Imagine that in slow motion...)

Melissa...thanks for the heads up...I'll just take my broken heart and go to dance class...sniffle sniffle....

Jillene said...

I have also heard that he is a TOTAL arse in person--from several different people. I lost my crush on him several years ago beacuse of that.

Bee and Rose said...

Jillene!!! Crap!!! And I thought I had outgrown that whole "attracted to hot bad boy (aka jerks)" thingy..AGGGGHHHHHH! The pain, the agony...crawling off to cry now..

Kate said...

Ty is soooo cute. I think I might have to invent a mold problem in my walls or something and call the show.

Kristina P. said...

He is hot, but he just doesn't do it for me. You can have him!!

Bee and Rose said...

Kristina P...I don't know if I want him anymore...sniffle sniffle...I guess he's a jerk...why am I always the last to know???

I think I need a snuggie to curl up in and have a good cry...

Misadventurous Mommy said...

I'm a Ty Pennington fan from way back...like the beginning of Trading Spaces when he was the carpenter on the show...I love me some of him!

kel said...

He can renovate my house any day! (tried to come up with some sexual innuendo with a hammer reference.. but I got nothing..)

Kim said...

Hee! A couple of years, Ty and gang came up here to make over a family's home up in Fairbanks (which is a 6-hour drive from my house) so I wasn't able to go and hang out with your boyfriend, Ty. But I did hear that he was a really cool guy, and that the entire staff was awesome.

blognut said...

Ty is beautiful - I'd definitely go see him if I were you. He belongs on the "gotta" list.

Dawn said...

You are so funny!

Have fun today, you hot woman you! :)

Lee the MWOB Queen said...

Why hello! Just HAD to stop by after you left your first comment over at MWOB today. I am so thrilled that you are on board and from Arizona no less!! I grew up in Phoenix and I am a desert chick at heart living by the ocean. Gimme some desert summer nights people - it's all I need.

I'm sorry to see your rendezvous with Ty might not be happening - I say give it a shot ! Why not?? :-)

Happy Tuesday...

Lee

Tracy said...

Sorry your bubble has been burst... but maybe my dear, just maybe he isn't such a jerkface after all!? maybe it was just a bad day!? Dream away my pet... dream away...

PS - I got your "comcast" joke! hahahaaa!!! I apologized to my wonderful honey that I was sorry we didn't move to AZ when we had the chance! hahahaa

Bee and Rose said...

Tracy...you always know just the right thing to say....sigh...maybe he was just having a bad day...multiple times...but who cares? right? I think I feel my lust for him coming back....ummm...yep, there it is!!!

Debbie said...

He is a cutie! Not bad to wake up to.

mama's smitten said...

Thanks for making me laugh this morning!

clan of the cave hair said...

hey! I know you're not exactly NEAR (seeming as dance class is in Tucson i'm guessing you're a good 2.5-3hr drive away) but I'm thinking of putting together an AZ meet'n'greet. You game?

Tracy said...

So glad your lustfull thoughts are coming back... every woman deserves some delish eye candy and naughty thoughts to boot! LOL!!!

So glad you find my bloggy interesting... I always wonder if it's funny or lame-oh! :) I guess it makes me feel good too... since that's how I'd really say it out loud! hahahaa!!! Although the baby daddah says I'm a big ol' dork and funny because I'm lame, not funny because it's funny. Of course it's followed by kisses (and now a Marshmallow! ha!) but ya hafta wonder! LOL!!!!

I feel famous... the tween knows my stuffs! LOL

Nerdy Jess said...

Woots! thats some yummo eye candy!

Brenda Jean said...

He's hot BUT there is something suspicious about him. I'm not sure what. I can't pin it down. But I'm not bursting your bubble...oh no, go ahead and drool. It's okay:)

pam said...

Let me know when this episode is airing so I can say 'hey, there is my long lost best friend!!'

Hope you had a fun day.

Love, Pam

blueviolet said...

You better get nosey and get over there to that construction site. Just walk in with a megaphone calling his name. It'll work, you'll see.

Momo Fali said...

I KNEW it was Marlena! Ha!

And, you never know...maybe next time you'll run into Ty at Sears!

Kristen Andrews said...

cute and handy what else do u need

Lorie said...

Did you end up going to the reveal! I think it would have been fun!

Lana said...

Mmmm. Ty Pennington. Mmmmm. Sorry to drool all over your blog. Mmmmm.

(If what you read today in my post was bad regarding his grade one teacher, I have 3 posts in October I think all "dedicated" to Braden and his "teacher". It was an AWFUL year last year. But now he has an angel of a teacher. ☺ We just need to figure out what's going on in his little head)

LORI said...

DON'T WORRY ABOUT AN OUTFIT, GIRL, JUST SHOW UP WITH YOUR TOOL BELT ON! HE IS A HOT, HOT, HOTTIE FOR SURE! AND OUR HUBBY'S THINK WE'RE JUST WATCHING FOR THE ROOM MAKEOVERS...

Marie Reed said...

Heart palpitations! Holy Cow!

The Mrs. said...

Great blog! Found you through Lori! I looove Ty. Get over there and spy on him so we can live vicariously!!!

Debateur said...

Yum. Sometimes being married is a real drag huh.

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